As vegetarians, we’re the butt of a lot of jokes, from the kinda lame knock-knock-variety (“Did you hear about the vegan devil worshiper?”) to the much-expected vulgar sex jokes about where vegetarian protein comes from (“She swallows!”). So I want to know… what are your favorite veggie-related jokes and witty retorts to vegetarian-related questions? They can be ones that you’ve heard, told, made you LOL, or can’t stand.
Where did this come from? My sister wrote on my Facebook wall this morning with a “Note to vegitarians [sic]. My food poops on your food…enjoy your salad! Lol”
Okay, I won’t lie, I actually giggled a bit. 
